Oh Boy

It's 11:30 in the morning and I go downstairs from my office to make him some lunch. He's standing at the bottom of the stairs with this reading glasses in one hand stretched out in front of him. Just starring at the top of the stairs. I ask him what he is doing and he replies, "neutralizing, there hasn't been a shot fired in over 35 minutes". Then he points the glasses at me and says you're neutralized. I say dad this is your home, only you I and Tammy (our housekeeper) are here, there's nobody else here. The conversation goes back and forth with more insanity and he walks away. I proceed into the kitchen and make him a sandwich with some crackers and a coke lay it on the table and go looking for him. He's now hiding around the corner with his glasses in his hand and "zaps" me as I approach. I calmly tell him his lunch is ready and lead him over to the table. The whole time hes asking me if this is a joke and asking me if I was going to kill him. He asks if he has time to sit down and eat and asks if anyone is going molest him if he does.

I can't wait for his next doctors visit at the end of the month.